Category Archives: Fiction
The 35s (in six easy pieces)
Energy can neither be created nor destroyed but can be transformed from one form to another.
Q: If energy is neither created nor destroyed, what happens to the energy within our bodies and brains when we die?
A: If you’re presently grieving, don’t read this…
What was the question again?
Q: For a start, how is the existence of the other universes to be tested?
A: We need an open mind, though not too open.
A: Parallel universes may or may not exist; the case is unproved.
A: I think the contemplation of the multiverse is an excellent opportunity to reflect on the nature of science and on the ultimate nature of existence.
A: These are only possibilities, not certainties, so the Theory is never really put at risk.
Sacred Bleeding Heart
Bummer. #Heartbleed only infects liberals.
— dave nold (@cheapsurrealist) April 24, 2014
The Sound of the Morning Paper Hitting the Driveway
The sound lost it’s charm.
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Sunday Morning Coming Up or Warm Heart Pastry
So this guy wakes up at 2am. He’s thinking about a song by Todd Rundgren that may not exist. He doesn’t have a song stuck in his head, just the subject matter of the song—people who come to to your house and spill stuff and, I may be paraphrasing: “dropping their ash on the my floor”. He can think of two other songs that deal with this issue. Mike Heron’s Warm Heart Pastry and then there’s that Liz Phair song and he’s 99% sure there’s an Incredible String band song too Continue reading Sunday Morning Coming Up or Warm Heart Pastry